[[MORE]]OMG, I totally love my friend Liam. XOXOX
I’m probably single because I didn’t forward those chain messages when I was 10.
[[MORE]]Oh Well. :/
During a math test
Me: my answer = 23
Answer choices: 170, 195, 264, 362
Me: well 170 is closest to 23, so that must be the answer.
potterpenguin: iheartguard: I laughed so hard. It’s so in sync with the song. Gena… IT’S BACK This was amazing. I snorted a little.
i try not to sound like an asshole but it’s really hard because i am an asshole
plaidalecki: ok but do u realise how intimate it is to sleep fACING SOMEONE and when you start to fall asleep and you keep kinda opening your eyes and drifting in and out, every time you open your eyes you see that person across from you, you look at them, and they’re sleeping facing you too and you make eye contact sometimes and you’re just LAYING THERE, GOING TO SLEEP, LOOKING AT EACH OTHER ...
me in public
thinking: if you can read my thoughts then hello
esexist: yeah there are a lot of fish in the sea but how many have low standards
calciumwaves: IT’S ALMOST MIDNIGHT AND THERE WAS A KNOCK AT MY DOOR SO I CAUTIOUSLY OPENED THE DOOR THEN TWO DRUNKEN GUYS SHOUTED “SURPRISE” THEN LOOKED AT ME FOR A MOMENT AND WENT “FUCK WE’RE AT THE WRONG HOUSE” AND RAN AWAY DOWN THE STREET OH MY GOD
galacticdad: growing up means realizing a lot of your old friends are assholes