(via l0stinl0ve)
It’s only a matter of time.
- me: walking
- cat: hey hi how are you
- cat: you walking here??
- cat: can i just
- cat: get thru rght here
- cat: under your feet
- cat: excuse me make way
- cat: i need to weave myself between your legs
- cat: hey
- cat: WHOA YOU JUST STEPPED RIGHT ON MY FOOT CN YOU BE A LITTLE MORE CONSIDERATE WOW WATCH OUT MEOW MEEEOEOOWOWWOE
(via your--perfect--disaster)
(via your--perfect--disaster)
(via your--perfect--disaster)
But what if Erik’s mirror torture chamber…
was just the 360 mirror from What Not To Wear?
Like you think you’re trapped in this awful, mirrored room of death…
And then Stacy and Clinton burst through like, “HELLO, MONSIEUR! I’M STACY!” “AND I’M CLINTON!” “AND YOU’RE ON TLC’S WHAT NOT TO WEAR!”
Can’t you just hear Clinton being like, “Dude, seriously, the necklace? SO tacky.”
I just snorted. OMG. where do you come up with these things?
(via my-name-is-marius)




